saccharinescorpion:

Breaking News: Bees Discovered To Be Cisphobes After Stinging The Shit Out Of A Guy Throwing Rocks At Their Nest. “I can’t think of any other explanation ” Says Innocent Victim

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strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

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tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

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rare-basement:

this is better if you know it is from an interview with jesse eisenberg

rare-basement:

this is better if you know it is from an interview with jesse eisenberg

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cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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monokuma:

why am i allowed to name pokemon

monokuma:

why am i allowed to name pokemon

(Source: anchovia, via pizza)

I'm not really a ballerina but I like to pretend when I'm drunk. I like pretty things and ugly things and smart things and dumb things and people and books. I'm Marie.