Naw, man: Qweeshee my girl now

// Ugh, I feel ill! I wanna throw up! Its was too much choclatecake! //

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23 / 05
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neilcicierega:

today would of been the 250th birthday of John Disneys, founder of the Disneys company and inventor of “Mick” Mouse. Happy Birthday John Disneys.

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23 / 05
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averyterrible: is this real???? i can’t believe he would say that

averyterrible:

is this real???? i can’t believe he would say that

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23 / 05
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23 / 05
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23 / 05
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yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport

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23 / 05
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This is the funniest spam email I’ve ever gotten. Like, I love how they establish their credentials: NEVER cockblocked OKAY I AM LISTENING TELL ME HOW TO GET AHOLD OF THAT SWEET PUSSY WATER THANKS And then “free lifetime pass”.  Like, do you get a badge or something?  Vag badge?  That you just flash it and then panties drop and you get it in? Maybe I should save it for a nice guy to use?

This is the funniest spam email I’ve ever gotten.

Like, I love how they establish their credentials: NEVER cockblocked OKAY I AM LISTENING TELL ME HOW TO GET AHOLD OF THAT SWEET PUSSY WATER THANKS

And then “free lifetime pass”.  Like, do you get a badge or something?  Vag badge?  That you just flash it and then panties drop and you get it in?

Maybe I should save it for a nice guy to use?

22 / 05
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// The Hunt//

I’ve lost 15 pounds for you
I’ve dyed my hair brown for you
I’ve designed a special smile for you
But I haven’t met you yet

I’ve bought a flashy shirt for you
I’ve plucked my eyebrows out for you
I’ve covered myself in Musk Oil for you
I’m still hunting around for you

I’ve changed my walk for you
I’ve even changed my talk for you
I’ve changed my entire point of view for you
I hope we’ll find each other soon

Another excerpt from Savage/Love by Sam Shepard

22 / 05
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historyofromanovs:

♕ Day 2: Favourite Residence (Part 2 of 2)

The Catherine Palace (Russian: Екатерининский дворец) is one of my favorite two Romanov residences. The Alexander Palace is the other. The Catherine Palace is a Rococo palace located in the town of Tsarskoe Selo, built in early 18th-century. It was the summer residence of the Russian tsars. Empress Catherine I of Russia is the namesake of the palace. Although the palace is popularly associated with Catherine the Great, she actually regarded its “whipped cream” architecture as old-fashioned.

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22 / 05
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paranoidgemsbok replied to your video: I’ve never been happier.

marie is this your new job

I hope so; this is just the video I sent in for my interview.

21 / 05
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I'm not really a ballerina but I like to pretend when I'm drunk. I like pretty things and ugly things and smart things and dumb things and people and books. I'm Marie.