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(Source: cooldogs)

gameraboy:

Helpful tips.

(via mr-radical)

donnacabonna:

what if god was one of us?

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lalie:

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.

lalie:

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.

image

(via cumwitch)

basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
image

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

(via pizza)

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theatrefetish:

Things girls look for in a boy:
•Day Man
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone

(via donkeykongsixtyfour)

tropius:

jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

ive watched this video an unimaginable amount of times

(Source: vanillish, via cumwitch)

I'm not really a ballerina but I like to pretend when I'm drunk. I like pretty things and ugly things and smart things and dumb things and people and books. I'm Marie.